I'm not gonna fuck you. I'm gay, and it ain't my duty. [ And added as an afterthought, because it's not as if this has actually ever stopped him from fucking anyone, but she doesn't know that. ] And I don't like you.

[ Her excuse is a pretty sad one, in his opinion. ]

He'll worry a lot more if you turn into a fucking rock.

[ Pause, considering. ]

Though it'd sure keep you from jumping off a building like a gods-damn amateur again.