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[voidgates]

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SUMMER ICARIAN ✦ FINAL FANTASY XIV (WoL OC)
RESIDENCE ✦ Residency
GEMBOND ✦ Ruby

"...ltros, what are you doing with that, put that down right now you little —"

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[voidgates]

wait

have you seen him eat a hamburger before

[haredresser]

Yes
I know he eats, Summer

[voidgates]

i'm not talking about whether or not he eats

i want you to support me in the fact that i changed his tomestone name to burger king

[haredresser]

seriously? I didn't message you for this!




why "king" anyway?

[voidgates]

because he eats burgers like he's conquering them

[haredresser]

he absolutely does not
he eats burgers like they're his soul mate
like there's nothing more divine in his life

[voidgates]

so you HAVE seen it!!!!!!!!!!

[haredresser]

yes so??? I wasn't HIDING it

[voidgates]

no i'm just glad someone else has

anyway
isn't there that garden here
the one with the flowers that bloom at night

take her there
darkness for you and flowers for her

[haredresser]

You focus on the strangest things.

that does sound nice
but what do we do when we get there

[voidgates]

ummmm

you walk around and talk
and look at the flowers
and probably kiss?

[haredresser]

WHY KISS

[voidgates]

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO ON A DATE

[haredresser]

BUT WE'RE JUST FRIENDS

[voidgates]

friends are allowed to kiss

[haredresser]

i mean
Yes
but i only want to kiss on a date if we both want to












do you think she wants to??????

[voidgates]

probably
she wants to go on a date with you after all

when you're on the date just hold her hand and ask her quietly if she wants to
it'll be very romantic
and if she doesn't want to then you just be kind about it and it's fine

and if she does want to then you kiss her
easy

[haredresser]

I mean
it was more like a deal
or was it?

[slowly, the GEARS ARE TURNING]

what if she's already seen the flowers
what if that's boring for her
Do i bring anything

[voidgates]

if she's already seen the flowers and she really likes you then she will pretend like she hasn't
because it's just an excuse to spend time with you

or take her to the boardwalk and win her a cute toy
all girls like cute toys

[haredresser]

I could probably make her a toy
she likes chocobos and moogles
im certain i can come up with something

huh what do you know
you have some good advice

[voidgates]

ohhhhhh making it is even better!!
and cuter

frankly you could probably get a kiss just for that
i would definitely kiss someone if they made me a moogle toy

[haredresser]

I'll make sure to tell G'raha that
even if he probably doesnt need to do much to get a kiss from you

[voidgates]

he needs but come within a yalm of me and he'd get a kiss from me

especially now
he gave me his bonding ring from the future the other day

[haredresser]

good.
you two ought to be happy.

[voidgates]

you ought to be happy too obsidian

teasing aside
what can i do to help you feel better about your date

whatever you need i'll do it